If you’re addicted to the Angry Birds game (now available on iOS, console systems, the Mac App Store, pretty much everywhere) then you probably have a favorite bird to fling into those piggies. For those who haven’t played, the game involves strategically hurling ‘angry’ birds into pigs who apparently stole those birds’ precious eggs.

If you have spent many a restless night trying to figure out which particular bird is the best, hopefully this infographic from The Oatmeal will help you out. It outlines the pros and some cons of each bird. Yes, this is important and you should put down whatever you’re doing to closely examine this chart (below):

NOTE: Some of the language is a bit, well, absurd. Things like “I’d stir fry it back on to the endangered species list” and such. Anyway, you’ve been warned!